House Orc

Thrakbog is in da house. But it does sound way cooler than it actually is. Or maybe not.
You see, my human has a lot of rules. I normally couldn’t care less, what with me being an orc and all that. But she wouldn’t share her flat with me if I didn’t follow at least the most basic of those rules. Continue reading House Orc

Orcish Cuisine

Me in the chivesI’ve said it before (don’t remember where or when): orcs usually don’t cook their food. But as I have the great misfortune to share a flat with a human I had to learn one or two things about the whole matter. And as always I’m more then willing to share my knowledge.

Also, it gives me the opportunity to go hunting in the giant chives, as you can see in the picture. I’m perfectly camouflaged, only the sword blows it a bit. Continue reading Orcish Cuisine